Enjoys A Catch-and-release Story Mugs

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Bitchbark Canoe

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

'Steroids.'

Man thinks about his wife while fishing and thinks about fishing next to his wife

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Another one-get the fillet knife ready ,Hank.'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

'I'll never go fishing with you again.'

Something Like Sport.

"An angel fish. You never let up, do you, Fred?"

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

David knew he had to make the first shot count. He couldn't take a chance with rock, stone and scissors.

Catch-and-release whaling.

The Salmon Man

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

'When does salmon season start?!'

'Catch and release! Catch and release!'