Enjoying Golden Years Gifts

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Diego Velasquez

Aging Support Group

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

Life begins at 60

Bad times for retirees.

Assisted Living.

James Bond Getting Old and Playing

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

Pension Forecasts

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

Celebrating National No Bra Day

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"What the hell - a second adolescence is better than a second childhood."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'