Engine Revver Gifts

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Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Gone Bookkeepin'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

This man is an island.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

Biker At Museum

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Cow outboard engine

When did you last have your oil changed?

"It's worse than I thought."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Human meat.

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'We've found the problem...'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'