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'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Boy baking a cake.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Leeks can disappoint you and garlic will break your heart, but only onions make you cry.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Down on Her.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"What's not disgusting?"

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Pizza Fencing

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Data Processing Center.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Dinner's ready."

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

"Judging by the noises your stomach is making, this app can suggest which restaurant to go to, and what and how much to order."

... and fermentation is computer-controlled by a piquant little microchip from the southern slopes of Silicon Valley.