Engaging Content Creator Pillows

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

You're my Mona Lisa.

'How fast can you hype?'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Romance

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'