Engagement Hilarity Seeker Pillows

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Good?"

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,

'I'll need four character references.'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

The army surplus blanket is great! I never thought you'd be engaged in a government cover-up.

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

"This diamond is puny. If you are really serious about marrying me you've gotta give me a much bigger rock!"

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'

"I'll say I'm disappointed - I thought you'd arranged marriage cancelling!"

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Engagement

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."

"I have some exciting news. Baked brie wheel and I are engaged."