Engagement Hilarity Seeker Gifts

'Will you marry me, Miss?'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"If you'll have me, I'd like to be your blind spot."

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

"Good?"

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

'I'll need four character references.'

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

"OK, but I'll have to run it by my husband."

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

He wasn't a bad guy, just easily distracted.

'But Mum, I don't want to go inside to hibernate: I'm not even tired...'

"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."

'Just how much did you pay for this engagement ring?'

"This diamond is puny. If you are really serious about marrying me you've gotta give me a much bigger rock!"

"I'll say I'm disappointed - I thought you'd arranged marriage cancelling!"

'Well, what if I were the last HETEROSEXUAL man on earth?'

Border Security

'Dogs love kids because our faces are always within licking reach.'

Engagement

"I have some exciting news. Baked brie wheel and I are engaged."

'When I asked if she was critical I didn't mean verbally!'

"And on the 5th day, God's agent negotiated digital content rights..."