Engaged Couples Pillows

"I didn't hire a photographer. I thought we'd save a few bob by just taking, wedding selfies."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Cry babies.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Mixed Doubles.

Couples' therapy

His Her Cakes

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

The Russian Election.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'