Getting Engaged Pillows

'And is this young lady your fiasco, Mr. Jones?'

"It's from my parents. An invitation to our wedding."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

'I hope you're on one knee because the size of that rock is weighing you down.'

"And so are the payments."

'It's no use coming that Chinese laundry business with me, Charlie Plunkett!'

"Say you will, Carmen."

'Are you with the bride's or groom's lawyer?'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

'It's a big step getting married. I need time to think about it - What did you say your name was?'

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

'Oh, Mr Penman, you're the only person in the office that hasn't seen my new engagement ring!'

Will you marry me?

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'That guy just asked me to marry him -- how kinky can you get?'

'You want me to marry you...are you serious?'

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"What's wrong with you? Just call her John! Just pick up the phone and dial!"

The Bachelord

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Love at First Sight

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'