Announcing Engagement Pillows

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Romance

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

Romantic Giraffes

'Cow in love'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bear Costume

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'