Energy Citizen Gifts

Cost of Petrol

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

US Energy Needs.

Solar Plant

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Sustainability

Critical Ethanol report

"We're going to need more pets."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Electric car

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"Gas, is it the future?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Where clean coal comes from.

Windmill Maintenance

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"