Endorsement Dreamer T-Shirts

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."