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'I just want a little recognition, nothing much, maybe a Lifetime Achievement Award.'

"You may already be a Nobel Prize winner!"

"Help keep my Oscar hopes alive."

"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"You're hired!"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.