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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Reese Witherspoon

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Marilyn's Rushmore