Endorsement Dreamer Pillows

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Angel Music

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'