Endorsement Chaser Pillows

"There's more to sports than winning. There's also getting payments from sneaker companies to sign at colleges they sponsor."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

All-Candy Seder.

Letter writing lady.

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

Tango

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

'We're too late for the Xmas Eve shindig but if you hurry we can just about make the New Year Eve one!'

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Brilliant job, Rafferty. Advance two cubicles!'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Contested elections are ALWAYS problematic...but I'd like reassure you that even though the partners chose me on this occasion."

'Ready for another roll of the dice?'

"WHEEEE!"

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

Marvin P. Tisdale is plucked from obscurity and returned there in record time.

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

' I'm sick of having to use this pigsty!..What does a guy have to do,to gain access to the executive wash-room in this company?! '

Elf of the Month

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"It's not the fast track I had in mind."

Violin Balloons