Companion Chaser Pillows

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Cling-On Dog

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Breakthrough

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Letter writing lady.

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Tango

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Discomfort zone.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Old man

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."