Endless Summer Seeker Gifts

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

Holiday time.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

"Nasty sunburn."

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"You can't have the whole ice cream cone, but as it melts you can lick the drips off my elbow!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

Two boys eating ice cream

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"Gracie, why so sad?"

Death, on holiday, forgets to pack the sunscreen.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

'Better make the most of the garden before the summer finally ends.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special