End-zone Innovator T-Shirts

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Art of Surviving

Solar Plant

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Tree with Drain Pipe

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Buy my data $20"

'Styrofoam.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

Organic Soldering.

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

"We need a brownfield site."

'Quick! Play dead!'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.