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'I know you're a tech freak, Norm. The computer cell, and beeper, I understand...but a home ATM is over the top!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Early cyborg.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

Den Furniture

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Artificial Intelligence

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Now, you show me yours"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

The Blackberry

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

"In a while, technophile!"

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