Pioneer Of Gadgets T-Shirts

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Den Furniture

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Buy my data $20"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'Wheel.'

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

"The applications are limitless."

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"Watch for innovation."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

'My backup special...'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."