Pioneer Of Gadgets T-Shirts

The Blackberry

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

S.S.dot.com

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Computerized Dollhouse.

Den Furniture

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'Wheel.'

"Buy my data $20"

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"The applications are limitless."

"Watch for innovation."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

'I decided on a home based business after my car was repossessed.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

'My backup special...'

Ebaying at the moon.

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

"We come out and serenade all first time web users."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'