Trailblazing Technophile T-Shirts

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

How to create a password you can remember...

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

"Buy my data $20"

'Wheel.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Chasing the one big idea

Steve Jobs

"Since we became a paperless workplace, it's harder to keep track of how much work Ziegler is actually doing!"

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"Watch for innovation."

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

'Sorry to call you up early Steve, but our network just crashed.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Digital Canvas

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Cattle Drive Zoom

Virtual Money?

"I still miss the good old days....before everything went wireless!"

"I said I'm thinking of calling it a telephone!!!"

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

"Fifteen years of my life developing a computer that can tackle seemingly impossible calculations and now you're telling me there's an app on your phone for this?"

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

"Where do you want the new guy to start?"

U.S. Postal Service: Ask about our new drone - mail & parcel delivery.