End Of Ski Season T-Shirts

"I think I'm going to call it a season."

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

Happy Hour

Football team discussions.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Balloon ski lift

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Sleeping in skis.

Skiing Holiday

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Winter Coat

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Skiing Holidays and Sales Chart.

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

"I like to start après-ski early."

The end of baseball season is near

Winter's Last Snowball

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

'It's probably the only silverware we'll get this year...'

Skiers

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'