End Of Season Sale T-Shirts

Sale. Everything Must Go.

Cut Price

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Football team discussions.

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Orderly Conduct of Sales

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Giant Sale!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'About this obscene material found in your desk.'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Jeans sale

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"I think I'm going to call it a season."

Clothes sale - everything must go!

'Shove' (at big sale).

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Sale! Everything Reduced!

December 24th and the December 26th.

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

It was on sale

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"