Winter Sales T-Shirts

"I don't care how much snow is out there...we have sales to get to!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cut Price

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

That one has all the batteries!

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Frosting the Snowman

Keeping warm.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."