Christmas Sales T-Shirts

"OK, you want a cool 70% in short-term with long-term assets frozen at 30%. Let me pull it all together, and I'll get back to you with a recommendation."

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Orderly Conduct of Sales

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Giant Sale!

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'Shove' (at big sale).

"OK...now they've gone too far! We're barely out of Halloween!"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Jeans sale

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

Sale! Everything Reduced!

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

Shop Local

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'

Sale. Everything Must Go.

It was on sale

"This is a once a year sale and I intend to ge what I came to buy!"

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

'I don't care if it's on sale. We have a perfectly good dust magnet at home.'

"It's a third off the price actually, Bert."

'I said she might like it.'