Seasonal Sales T-Shirts

'Autumn collection' with clothes fallen off rails like leaves.

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Orderly Conduct of Sales

Easter Egg Delivery

Giant Sale!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Jeans sale

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'Shove' (at big sale).

Sale today - 50% off everything!

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Clothes sale - everything must go!

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"Finally! An iconic advertising image that represents Christmas, Valentine's Day and Easter!"

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

New for Fall

All Our Furniture Genuinely Reduced!!!!

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

Sale! Everything Reduced!

December 24th and the December 26th.

'OK, now, drag him to the change room and find his wallet. Let's see if he has enough money to buy a new outfit.'

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'We're doing whatever we can to stimulate more retail sales.'

'Sorry, folks. We sold out by noon. It was complete bedlam.'