End Of Ski Season Pillows

"I think I'm going to call it a season."

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

Happy Hour

Football team discussions.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Cold Beers and Skiers

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Balloon ski lift

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Sleeping in skis.

Skiing Holiday

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

Winter Coat

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

"Forget skiing - he's been doing the mens' downhill since I married him."

Sale. Everything Must Go.

The end of baseball season is near

"Hey—this is the quiet trail!"

Skiing Holidays and Sales Chart.

Winter's Last Snowball

"I like to start après-ski early."

I know we just lost! We're throwing him off the top of the stadium!

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

Skiers speed down mountain towards pub. One says: 'Fancy a swift one?'

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

Skiers

TV screens on ski lift.

'It's probably the only silverware we'll get this year...'

'Isn't it amazing how they find their way back year after year?'