"He never was one for long shots."
End-of-days Theorist Gifts
Are you passionate about end-of-days theories? Our curated selection offers witty and clever gifts that celebrate your fascination with apocalyptic scenarios and the mysteries of the universe. Perfect for those who ponder the grand finale and enjoy a touch of humor along the way.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."
''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'
'He's always looking for an argument!'
Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as
The End is Near art gallery opening.
The End is Relative
Doomsday marketing
Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.
"The season finale of the world is near."
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Would it have killed you to shave first?"
'Time? Time's relative.'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Mr Meier calendar
"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
The End.
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
'You're new at this, aren't you?'
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"
'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'
"The end is near!" "That's true!"
"Happy now, you jerk?"
End-of-days Theorist Gifts Collection
End-of-days Theorist Mugs
Browse our collection of end-of-days mugs filled with humor, satire, and clever quotes about the world's possible futures—start your mornings with a smile.
End-of-days Theorist Pillows
Find pillows that bring a humorous or contemplative edge to your home decor, celebrating your interest in the ideas of world’s end.
End-of-days Theorist Prints
Explore prints that capture the mystery and humor of end-of-days theories, perfect for decorating your space with thought-provoking art.
End-of-days Theorist T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts with witty designs for those fascinated by the end times. Perfect for expressing your interest in apocalypse theories with a fun twist.