"He never was one for long shots."
End-of-days Theorist Mugs
Start your day with a cup that sparks curiosity! Our end-of-days themed mugs blend humor and wit, perfect for thinkers and skeptics pondering the world's future.
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
"The end of my favorite series is near."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."
''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'
'He's always looking for an argument!'
Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to as
The End is Near art gallery opening.
The End is Relative
Doomsday marketing
Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.
"The season finale of the world is near."
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Would it have killed you to shave first?"
'Time? Time's relative.'
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Mr Meier calendar
"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
The End.
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
'You're new at this, aren't you?'
'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
'Public spirited mathematician comes to work every weekend to do some pro bono equations'
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"
'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'
"The end is near!" "That's true!"
"Happy now, you jerk?"
End-of-days Theorist Mugs Collection
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