'The End is Near' and 'There's No End In Sight.'
End-of-the-world Theorist Mugs
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'Tomorrow isn't good for me. How about tonight?'
"Nasty weather we've been having."
The end is near. Prepare to meet thy maker. Man, I hate that guy - all doom and no gloom. The end is near.
The world will end soon!
"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'
The end is near.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
The End is Near art gallery opening.
I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?
"The season finale of the world is near."
Doomsday marketing
Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.
'It looks like our time is up.'
"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."
"Yjere didn't seem any point in making any supper..."
Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
Hollywood ending.
"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"
Mr Meier calendar
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Modern day doomsayer
'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'
The end of the world is nigh - Get your specially adapted clock here
'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'
"The end is near!" "That's true!"
The end of the world is nigh.
Man with sign reading 'The end already happened. This is the sequel'.
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
"Plate tectonics is going to kill us all."
Professor Yomp inserts ecology into his economic formula: "We're doomed!"
"Happy now, you jerk?"
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