The End is Relative
End-of-days Philosopher Pillows
Add a touch of thoughtfulness to their space with pillows that showcase clever sayings and philosophical humor. Perfect for creating a cozy nook for pondering life's mysteries.
"Would it have killed you to shave first?"
"Well did he?"
"Think about the honey."
Using Frank Drake's famous equation, Betty calculates the probability of finding intelligent life on a Saturday night.
"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."
'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'
"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."
'He's always looking for an argument!'
"You could always make me laugh but you didn't."
'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'
He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?
Thoughts of Stephen Harper...
That's a street lamp, Steve.
'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'
'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'
'It looks like our time is up.'
'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'
'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'
'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'
"See, Timmy? No boogeymen under your bed — they're all out there."
"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."
"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."
MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'
'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'
"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."
"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...
'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'
"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."
"I dreamed my parents were still alive."
"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"
A man dreams of a snake
The End.
"But counting sheep makes me hungry."
End-of-days Philosopher Pillows Collection
End-of-days Philosopher Mugs
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End-of-days Philosopher Prints
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