End Of A Relationship Pillows

Goodbye and Good Riddance

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

We have to accept we'll never be together – we're both corner pieces.

"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

I'd like to remain friends, Steven, but I've already unfriended you on Facebook.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

Teenage breakup.

'GO! And never darken my doorstep again!'

'I still have feelings for you, but I feel like we're slowly drifting apart.'

"How was I to know that our relationship was Biodegradable?"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

Hollywood Breakup

"It could never work between us."

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

Generation Ex.

"I can be changed!"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"This time, she went too far."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'