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Goodbye and Good Riddance

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"Help! Help! I've fallen and I can't get over my old girlfriend!"

"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

Teenage breakup.

'GO! And never darken my doorstep again!'

'I still have feelings for you, but I feel like we're slowly drifting apart.'

"How was I to know that our relationship was Biodegradable?"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"It could never work between us."

Hollywood Breakup

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."

Generation Ex.

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"I can be changed!"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"This time, she went too far."

"When the divorce is final, Carl, and I've taken you for all you're worth, I hope we can still be friends."

"I wanted this to work, too James, but it's time we accepted it - I am entirely grass and you are clearly some part of the cat's face."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"We're still working out joint custody."

"You've changed."