End Of A Friendship Gifts

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Emotional Bling

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hollywood Breakup

"It could never work between us."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Fetching some fuel.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'No need to shout.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Dog's game

Generation Ex.

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

A dog at the bar having a drink out of a toilet bowl.

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."