End Of A Friendship Prints

"Face it, Carl. We outgrew each other."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Twenty-first century baby walker

Emotional Bling

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Hollywood Breakup

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"It could never work between us."

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

Fetching some fuel.

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'No need to shout.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Dog's game

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."

Generation Ex.

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

A dog at the bar having a drink out of a toilet bowl.

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"That dog training school we sent him to was all they said it would be!"