Enchanted Cook Gifts

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Christmas Canapes

Onion Guillotine

Cook and Octopus

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Fairy Queen

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

Pixie

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

"A white whale took my leg, but I lost my eye to the ship's cook and a frozen fish finger!"

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

"What's for dinner cook?"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."

Cook medal.

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'