Enchanted Cook Mugs

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Horn of Leftovers

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Cook and Octopus

Christmas Canapes

Onion Guillotine

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

'Great crisps.' 'Yes, they're old cornflakes and salt.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Fairy Queen

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Woman wearing t-shirt reading 'I married a chemist.'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Pixie

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

"A white whale took my leg, but I lost my eye to the ship's cook and a frozen fish finger!"

"What's for dinner cook?"

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

Dancing Chicken - A chicken tries to save itself by performing a song and dance routine.

Cook medal.

'Hey, look what's happening to Harry!'

"Excuse me for wanting to broaden our culinary horizons."

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"