Existential Chef Gifts

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Dreams I have had...

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Cooking With Pollock.

Spatula Conductor

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

"I'm sorry, Mister Mulligan is dead. . . would you care to wait?"

"I thought the snow would never start"

Artist and chiken

"Now carefully flip one side of the omelette..."

Psychiatry. I know I've lost touch with reality, but in my defense, reality started it.

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

Cafe Philosophique

Tombstone that says I Have No Life

'Death in the 'life' section of library'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

Is there life after digestion?

Sartre at the Movies.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

Multi-Functional

"Hurry up! - You don't have all day. . ."