Emotionally Inspired Visitor Pillows

'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Swing by won't you?

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

A stranger calls to see me

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

It had to be you!

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

Old lady at the door

"Now when you say you're going to catch the bus, which bus might that be, I wonder?"

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

"Animals? Yes, sir, we're working on that."

"It's good to see the grandkids, but they're sitting on my stumps."

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

"The flower store was closed. You like rhubarb, right?"

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

A ghost visits a man in a prison cell

'Time flies.'