"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
Emotional Disarmer Gifts
An emotional disarmer keeps the peace with a smile and a clever comment. Find a thoughtful gift that captures their talent for calming chaos—whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print—perfect for those who turn tension into tranquility with humor.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
University Soapflakes
Emotional Bling
"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."
"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."
"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"
Go ahead and dissect me
Men can show their emotions!
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."
Family Feeling
A man sews broken hearts back together.
"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."
'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'
"My aloofness is a mask."
"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."
'You're better off without him.'
Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.
'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'
'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'
A woman repairs a broken heart.
Brain and heart sweep away the negative
'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'
"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."
'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'
'...But I suppose such feelings are normal.'
"Whoa! Now there's a memory you ought to just keep repressed."
Master Mum
"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."
"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"
"Hold that fixation."
Her tears flowed like wine.
'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'
"He's always had a short fuse."
Emotional Disarmer Gifts Collection
Emotional Disarmer Mugs
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Emotional Disarmer Pillows
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Emotional Disarmer Prints
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Emotional Disarmer T-Shirts
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