Emotional Disarmer Gifts

"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Emotional Bling

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Men can show their emotions!

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Family Feeling

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

'You're better off without him.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

"Don't try to understand them, just ride and rope and brand them."

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'

Master Mum

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

'...But I suppose such feelings are normal.'

"He's always had a short fuse."

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

Her tears flowed like wine.

"Hold that fixation."

'We've been going together for six months now, Rupert -- When are you going to open up?'

"He doesn't understand that I have certain needs I have to talk about all day long."