Emotional Detacher Gifts

'You're better off without him.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wifi in Hell

University Soapflakes

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

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"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"That must be the artist over there."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."