Emotional Detacher Gifts

'You're better off without him.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Large Emoticon Collider

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'