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"You make me feel like a paranoid woman..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Giant white horse.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

Creativity

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Musical Web

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Kirsten Johnson

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'Is this your first book launch?'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.