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"You make me feel like a paranoid woman..."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Lennon and McCartney.

Swinging on a star.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Writers without borders.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Giant white horse.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

What Do Doctors Dream About?

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Musical Web

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Kirsten Johnson

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Creativity

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Go ahead and dissect me

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.