Emotinal Support Humorist Pillows

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Barman In Love.

Phoenix

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Caterpillars in love

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Dummies for Dummies.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Therapist: Six couches no waiting"

Psychobabble.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Valentines

Fakir Shrink.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body