Emotinal Support Humorist Prints

"We no longer accept snakes as emotional support animals."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Licensed Therapist

Phoenix

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Barman In Love.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Dummies for Dummies.

Caterpillars in love

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"When you hold me like this, you make me feel I can do anything."

"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

"I'm referring you to another therapy dog."

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Yes, I came back. I always come back."

'Actually, I'm a placebo psychiatrist.'

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

Fakir Shrink.

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

Psychobabble.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

"So, Michael, any pesticidal thoughts today?"

Valentines