Emoticon Admirer Pillows

CEO: 'I tell you, he's bonkers. Note the smiley-face by his signature...'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Oymoticons

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Darn autocorrect!"

Magic Tricks

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

Sharp Eyes

The Land Before Mimes.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

GLAD-YOU-ATION

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

Madonna.

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

Paul Daniels.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Madonna

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'We need to talk.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"