Emoticon Admirer Mugs

CEO: 'I tell you, he's bonkers. Note the smiley-face by his signature...'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Oymoticons

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

Magic Tricks

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"We can't take breaks, but lunch is provided."

The Land Before Mimes.

Sharp Eyes

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"My appraisal says disappointing..." "But with a smiley face!"

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Waiting for the end of the acid-rain delay at the ballpark in the year 2258...

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

"You have the right to remain silent."

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

'Yes, a winky face is correct... But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices known as 'complete sentences.''

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'We need to talk.'