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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Emergency Phone.

'I'm on my way!'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Emergency exit into Space

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Prepper Dog

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Is it urgent?'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"