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In case of blackout break the glass

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"My God, now what?"

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Kitchen! Chicken Bone! Hurry!!' - Rent-A-Surgeon

'Oh - It's you.'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'Careful,George.You know how it makes you sick when you travel backwards.'

"I've got a pulse!"

Why dogs hate CPR.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

"We ran into a marathon."

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

'Which is it, Bill? You had a terrible accident and survived without a scratch. Or, you had a terrible accident and lost a lot of blood?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Water Drop with a Surprise