Emergency Services Operator Gifts

"Whoa...not so fast! First of all please tell me your address, your health insurance number, and spell your name for me, Mr. HelpI'mBleedingToDeath."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Unexpected Error

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Is it urgent?'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

Helicopter

Coastguard

"Sorry, it will have to be fire, police or ambulance. Superman is busy right now."

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

Small Government Is Here

Grim reaper ambulance

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Fire Backwards.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

'Oh - It's you.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'